Let’s be real, cats have a lot more going for them than men.

Let’s be real, you already know deep down that you don’t need a man—you just need a cat. Here’s why.

1. They’ll handle the bugs for you
   No need to scream or panic when you spot a bug. Cats already know it’s there and, before you even blink, they’ve probably already dealt with it.
2. They’ll never leave you
   The only way your cat’s leaving is if you accidentally leave the door open, and even then, we get it.
3. They always smell amazing
   Despite eating food that smells pretty awful and grooming themselves all day, cats somehow manage to smell like fresh laundry, pancakes, and sunshine. You won’t catch them trying to cover it up with body spray or deal with fragile egos.
4. They show real appreciation
   You haven’t truly experienced appreciation until you’ve had a cat purring and weaving around your ankles just because you might give them a treat. And no, a man probably won’t look at you like you’re an angel every time they smell tuna.
5. They’ll never cheat on you
   Sure, your cat may have a soft spot for a friend or two, but it’s never more than a quick head pat. There’s no risk of betrayal here.
6. They’re always up for staying in
   Cats are your perfect companion for cozy nights in. No guilt over spending the evening in sweatpants with a candle, hot cocoa, and a blanket. It’s an everyday dream with a cat by your side.
7. They’re the best snugglers
   Cats know how to snuggle. They’ll nuzzle your cheek, curl up in your lap, and fall asleep with their paw on your face. You’ll get the most sincere and affectionate cuddles you’ve ever had.
8. They’re natural protectors
   When it comes to sensing danger, cats are on it. They can be sound asleep and still jump at the slightest noise, like a leaf falling outside. Meanwhile, men? They’re only good at protecting you from… other men.
9. They’ll listen to you vent about work
   Even if they yawn or nod off, a cat will at least act like they care. Try getting a man to listen to your work drama without losing interest—yeah, good luck with that.
10. Your parents will love them
    Unlike the men you might introduce to your parents, a cat will never say something awkward enough to make them dislike him for years. Your cat’s always on their good side.